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Leisure What Would God Say?

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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God would say, "Astroboy you're one awesome dude"... And I'd say "I know, you did create me after all. I am created in your image."
 

Astroboy

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"Make me a sandwich. I am hungry."
-God
 

Annie

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Maybe God would say "Astroboy, you have a funny sense of humor."

If God were talking to me, God would probably say "You're doing a good job in many ways, but please stop making the same mistakes in your life before I have to get rough with you."
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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My ears went deaf but I could still hear HIM.
 

Astroboy

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"now get to the back of the line."
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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Maybe God would say "Astroboy, you have a funny sense of humor."

If God were talking to me, God would probably say "You're doing a good job in many ways, but please stop making the same mistakes in your life before I have to get rough with you."
Annie,
I have a similar one up my sleeve,
"I will iron-out every crease on you, no matter what you call yourself.
I AM the all Mighty and All-Knowing. You cannot fool me, Astroboy.
 

BhagatSingh

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Apr 25, 2006
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The screen was blank then...

Me: Hello
God:Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: God
God:GOD rules.
Me: no doubt
God:Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me: you are pretty awesome yourself
God: Thanks for telling me that I am awesome myself.
Me: doi!
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: I don't know what to say.
God: Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Me: nuclear war
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: uh...
God: Hey.
Me: hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

lol I think I broke it.
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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God to me:

"What exactly do you think you are looking for?"
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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God said, I gave you all the knowledge and wisdom so that you can lead others and be their role model,
...and not to keep away to mind your own business
...not to hibernate or get into your comfort zone
...not to turn others down
...not to be selfish
...not to drown yourself in self pity.
 

Lee

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May 17, 2005
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God woould say:

Ohhh mankind, look what you have done in my name.

And the God would start to weep, and I would, seeing God weeping so, start to weep also. When God weeps, how can I have dry eyes?
 

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