ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
God would say, "Astroboy you're one awesome dude"... And I'd say "I know, you did create me after all. I am created in your image."
Maybe God would say "Astroboy, you have a funny sense of humor."
If God were talking to me, God would probably say "You're doing a good job in many ways, but please stop making the same mistakes in your life before I have to get rough with you."