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Discussion in 'Business, Lifestyle & Leisure' started by Arvind, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Arvind

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    Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time.
    Even if U don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner :D

    Question and the Answer given by Candidates

    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

    A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

    Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built.

    Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A. Very large hands.

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

    Q. What looks like half apple ?
    A : The other half.

    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
    A : Dinner.

    Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
    A : It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A : Liquid

    Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
    The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

    "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

    "What comes first, Day or Night?"

    The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

    "How" the interviewer asked,

    "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me A SECOND difficult question!"

    *"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind"
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