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Harry Haller

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NEWS JUST IN FROM TOYTOWN

The news just in from Toytown is that the Wicked Queen has denied strongly being behind 'Applegate', where a young girl, 'Snow White' was given a poisoned apple which caused her death.

Although the incident happened some years ago, it is well known that the Wicked Queen in her morning session with her mirror, has lately been getting the wrong answer to the question 'Who is the fairest of them all', as the mirror kept showing her a bloodied apple.

In an effort to regain her former popularity, the Wicked Queen has decided to put herself before a Toytown Court consisting of Noddy, Big Ears, Andy Pandy and The Mad Hatter. Although this court has no power other than in Toytown, the Wicked Queen hopes for a 'Not Guilty' verdict.

We approached Noddy at the Toytown Bentley dealership, where we found him putting down a deposit on a new red and yellow Bentley Continental, for his views, but he declined to comment. Big Ears and Andy Pandy also declined to comment when we caught up with them at the Toytown Hilton.

The Mad Hatter did comment, and stated that the Wicked Queen would have a fair trial, as he stirred his tea with a diamond encrusted spoon, and then giggled maniacally
 
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