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Leisure Tongue Twisters

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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Punjabi Tongue Twisters

Davinder di dadi de do dand dukhde, dilli de dukandar davinder di dadi de dandan di davai de dinde.
 

Astroboy

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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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I thought a thought
But the thought I thought
Was not the thought
I thought I thought.
 

spnadmin

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"I tawt I taw a putty tat!" by Tweetie Bird. ;)


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pk70

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aadJio and namjap ji
I am not very good at this but here is my effort
:)

Do that thing to kill that thing so that that thing shouldn’t be meant to bethat thing
 

spnadmin

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pk70 ji

That thing is a very good thing -- that is what I think. :D Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it. And it is good to see you smile --- your usual self. :yes:
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
..........................................................

If you didn't laugh reading the first three lines,
then you would last till the last line, sober.
 

Gyani Jarnail Singh

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I am even worse...nothing comes to mind...maybe my tongue is too straight from all that Naam Japping ?? it just refuses to twist....???

But who cares...I scream..you scream..lets all of us scream..for ICE CREAM...burrppp.
Thats about as much tongue twisting i cna cope with...sorry folks..:yes:
 

spnadmin

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I am even worse...nothing comes to mind...maybe my tongue is too straight from all that Naam Japping ?? it just refuses to twist....???

But who cares...I scream..you scream..lets all of us scream..for ICE CREAM...burrppp.
Thats about as much tongue twisting i cna cope with...sorry folks..:yes:

:rofl!!::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: For real now -- That chant is "kid jaap" from my childhood -- I can remember it so clearly.
 

Astroboy

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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"God is Nowhere" wrote an athiest on his pillar.
30 years later when he was grandpa, his grandson
who started to read, said aloud to his Grandpa,
"God is Now Here".
 

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