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Composition, Arrangement & Layout
ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Humble_Gursevak" data-source="post: 22847" data-attributes="member: 602"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://newfunpages.com/images/images2/text/hillbilly_medical_terms_title.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Benign......................What you be after you be eight. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Catscan..................Searching for Kitty. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Cauterize................Made eye contact with her. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Colic.......................A sheep dog. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Coma.......................A punctuation mark. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">D&C........................Where Washington is. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Dilate......................To live long. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Enema.....................Not a friend. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Fester.....................Quicker than someone else. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Fibula......................A small lie. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Impotent.................Distinguished, well known. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Node.......................I knew it. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Outpatient.............A person who has fainted. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Post Operative.......A letter carrier. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Rectum..................Damn near killed him. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Secretion...............Hiding something </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Seizure...................Roman emperor. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Tablet....................A small table. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Tumor....................More than one. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Urine.....................Opposite of mine. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #663300">Varicose.................Near by/close by.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Humble_Gursevak, post: 22847, member: 602"] [CENTER][IMG]http://newfunpages.com/images/images2/text/hillbilly_medical_terms_title.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=#663300]Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria. Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan..................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma.......................A punctuation mark. D&C........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.....................Not a friend. Fester.....................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on. Impotent.................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates. Node.......................I knew it. Outpatient.............A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative.......A letter carrier. Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery. Rectum..................Damn near killed him. Secretion...............Hiding something Seizure...................Roman emperor. Tablet....................A small table. Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport. Tumor....................More than one. Urine.....................Opposite of mine. Varicose.................Near by/close by.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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