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<blockquote data-quote="Astroboy" data-source="post: 95087" data-attributes="member: 4990"><p>Read, digest and react to the following:-</p><p> </p><p> :crazy:</p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">This explains why</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I forward some jokes and stuff.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A man and his dog were walking along a road.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The man was enjoying the scenery, when it</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He remembered dying, and that the dog</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">walking beside him had been dead for years.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He wondered where the road was leading them.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After a while, they came to a high,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">white stone wall along one side of the road.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It looked like fine marble.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">At the top of a long hill, it was broken by</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">When he was standing</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">before it he saw a magnificent gate in the</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the street that led to the gate looked like</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">pure gold. He and the dog walked toward</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the gate, and as he got closer,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he saw a man at a desk to one side.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When he was close enough,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the man asked.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Of course, sir. Come right in,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The man gestured, and the gate began to open.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Can my friend,'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">gesturing toward his dog,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'come in, too?' the traveler asked.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The man thought a moment and then</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">turned back toward the road and continued</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the way he had been going with his dog.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After another long walk, and at the top of</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">through a farm gate that looked as if it</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">had never been closed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">There was no fence.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">leaning against a tree and reading a book....</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Excuse me!'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">there, come on in.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'How about my friend here?'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the traveler</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">gestured to the dog.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'There should be a bowl by the pump.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">They went through the gate, and sure enough,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">there was an old-fashioned hand pump with</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">a bowl beside it.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The traveler filled the water</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">bowl and took a long drink himself, then</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he gave some to the dog. When they were full,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he and the dog walked back toward the man</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">who was standing by the tree.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'This is Heaven,' he answered.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Doesn't it make you mad for them</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">to use your name like that?'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'No, we're just happy that they screen out the</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">folks who would leave their best friends behind.'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Soooo. Now you see, sometimes,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">when we wonder why friends keep</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">forwarding jokes to us without</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">writing a word. Maybe this will explain it.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When you are very busy,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but still want to keep in touch,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">guess what you do? You forward jokes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When you have nothing to say, but still</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">want to keep contact, you forward jokes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When you have something to say,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but don't know what, and don't know how....</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you forward jokes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A forwarded joke lets you know that</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are still</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">remembered, you are still important,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are still loved, you are still cared for.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So, next time if you get a joke,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">don't think that you've been sent just another</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">forwarded joke, but that you've been thought</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">of today and your friend on the other end</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">of your computer wanted to send you a smile.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You are welcome at my water bowl anytime!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Astroboy, post: 95087, member: 4990"] Read, digest and react to the following:- :crazy: [SIZE=4] This explains why I forward some jokes and stuff. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?' 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. 'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open. 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked. 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.' The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.... 'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?' 'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.' 'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog. 'There should be a bowl by the pump.' They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree. 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked. 'This is Heaven,' he answered. 'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.' 'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.' 'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?' 'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.' Soooo. Now you see, sometimes, when we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word. Maybe this will explain it. When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes. When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how.... you forward jokes. A forwarded joke lets you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for. So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile. You are welcome at my water bowl anytime!![/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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