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ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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#276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #372dfe"><span style="color: #372DFE"><strong>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>No, really?</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #f828dc"><span style="color: #F828DC"><strong>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Now that's taking things a bit far!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #681daf"><span style="color: #681DAF"><strong>Panda Mating Fails;</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #681daf"><span style="color: #681DAF"><strong>Veterinarian Takes Over</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>What a guy!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #e81f1e"><span style="color: #E81F1E"><strong>Miners Refuse to Work</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #e81f1e"><span style="color: #E81F1E"><strong>after Death</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #217435"><span style="color: #217435"><strong>Juvenile Court to Try</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #217435"><span style="color: #217435"><strong>Shooting Defendant</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>See if that works any better than a fair trial!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #b759c2"><span style="color: #B759C2"><strong>War Dims Hope for Peace</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>I can see where it might have that effect!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #65bc72"><span style="color: #65BC72"><strong>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Ya' think?!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #e81f1e"><span style="color: #E81F1E"><strong>Cold Wave Linked to</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #e81f1e"><span style="color: #E81F1E"><strong>Temperatures</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Who would have thought!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Enfield</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> Couple Slain;</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Police</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Suspect Homicide</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">They may be on to something!</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fc761b"><span style="color: #FC761B"><strong>Man Struck By Lightning:</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fc761b"><span style="color: #FC761B"><strong>Faces Battery Charge</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">He probably IS the battery charge!</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #551dba"><span style="color: #551DBA"><strong>New Study of Obesity Looks for</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #551dba"><span style="color: #551DBA"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Larger</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #551dba"><span style="color: #551DBA"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Test Group</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">Weren't they fat enough?!</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Astronaut Takes Blame for</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Gas in Spacecraft</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">That's what he gets for eating those beans!</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #ea251e"><span style="color: #EA251E"><strong>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">Do they taste like chicken?</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #1d5f5a"><span style="color: #1D5F5A"><strong>Local</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #1d5f5a"><span style="color: #1D5F5A"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> High School</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #1d5f5a"><span style="color: #1D5F5A"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> Dropouts Cut in Half</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Chain-saw Massacre all over again!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #681daf"><span style="color: #681DAF"><strong>Hospitals are Sued by</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #681daf"><span style="color: #681DAF"><strong>7 Foot Doctors</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Boy, are they tall!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #7d0a00"><span style="color: #7D0A00"><strong>And the winner is</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>....</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fd931c"><span style="color: #FD931C"><strong>Typhoon Rips Through</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #fd931c"><span style="color: #FD931C"><strong>Cemetery; Hundreds Dead</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Did I read that right?</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #276953"><span style="color: #276953"><strong>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh at least once a day</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Astroboy, post: 93287, member: 4990"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [B][B]*** [/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Journalism At Its Best ![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] ***[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [INDENT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [INDENT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] It's time to review 2008 ![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2][B]What DO they teach 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Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#681daf][COLOR=#681DAF][B]Panda Mating Fails;[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#681daf][COLOR=#681DAF][B]Veterinarian Takes Over[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]What a guy![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#e81f1e][COLOR=#E81F1E][B]Miners Refuse to Work[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#e81f1e][COLOR=#E81F1E][B]after Death[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#217435][COLOR=#217435][B]Juvenile Court to Try[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#217435][COLOR=#217435][B]Shooting Defendant[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]See if that works any better than a fair 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[CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Ya' think?![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#e81f1e][COLOR=#E81F1E][B]Cold Wave Linked to[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#e81f1e][COLOR=#E81F1E][B]Temperatures[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Who would have thought![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Enfield[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][FONT=Arial][B] Couple Slain;[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Police[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][FONT=Arial][B]Suspect Homicide[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]They may be on to something![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fc761b][COLOR=#FC761B][B]Man Struck By Lightning:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fc761b][COLOR=#FC761B][B]Faces Battery Charge[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]He probably IS the battery charge![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#551dba][COLOR=#551DBA][B]New Study of Obesity Looks for[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#551dba][COLOR=#551DBA][FONT=Arial][B]Larger[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#551dba][COLOR=#551DBA][FONT=Arial][B]Test Group[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]Weren't they fat enough?![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Astronaut Takes Blame for[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Gas in Spacecraft[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]That's what he gets for eating those beans![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ea251e][COLOR=#EA251E][B]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]Do they taste like chicken?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#1d5f5a][COLOR=#1D5F5A][B]Local[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#1d5f5a][COLOR=#1D5F5A][FONT=Arial][B] High School[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#1d5f5a][COLOR=#1D5F5A][FONT=Arial][B] Dropouts Cut in Half[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Chain-saw Massacre all over again![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#681daf][COLOR=#681DAF][B]Hospitals are Sued by[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#681daf][COLOR=#681DAF][B]7 Foot Doctors[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Boy, are they tall![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#7d0a00][COLOR=#7D0A00][B]And the winner is[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][FONT=Arial][B]....[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fd931c][COLOR=#FD931C][B]Typhoon Rips Through[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#fd931c][COLOR=#FD931C][B]Cemetery; Hundreds Dead[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Did I read that right?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#276953][COLOR=#276953][B]Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh at least once a day[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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