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<blockquote data-quote="Astroboy" data-source="post: 81185" data-attributes="member: 4990"><p><strong>Why did the chicken cross the road? </strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BARACK OBAMA:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">JOHN McCAIN:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">HILLARY CLINTON:</span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">DR. PHIL:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">The problem we have here is that</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">this chicken won't realize that he must</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">first deal with the problem on</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'THIS' side of the road before it goes</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">after the problem on the 'OTHER</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">problems.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">OPRAH:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">not live his life like the rest of the chickens.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">GEORGE W. BUSH:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">COLIN POWELL:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">of the chicken crossing the road..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">ANDERSON</span><span style="font-size: 18px"> COOPER - CNN:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">allowed to have access to the other side of the road.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">JOHN KERRY:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">NANCY GRACE:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">eyes and the way he walks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">PAT BUCHANAN:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">MARTHA STEWART:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">information.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">DR SEUSS:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Did the chicken cross the road?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Did he cross it with a toad?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">why it crossed I've not been told.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ERNEST HEMINGWAY:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">To die in the rain. Alone.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">JERRY FALWELL:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Because the chicken was gay!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Can't you people see the plain truth?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">simple as that.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">GRANDPA:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BARBARA WALTERS:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">life long dream of crossing the road.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ARISTOTLE:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">JOHN LENNON:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">BILL GATES:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .. ... .. ..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">reboot.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ALBERT EINSTEIN:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">chicken?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">BILL CLINTON:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">chicken?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">AL</span><span style="font-size: 18px"> GORE:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">I invented the chicken!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">COLONEL SANDERS:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Did I miss one?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px">**** CHENEY:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Where's my gun?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">AL SHARPTON:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">Why are all the chickens white?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">We need some black chickens</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Astroboy, post: 81185, member: 4990"] [B]Why did the chicken cross the road? [/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5]BARACK OBAMA: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! [/SIZE][SIZE=5]JOHN McCAIN: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]HILLARY CLINTON:[/SIZE][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=4]When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]DR. PHIL: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]OPRAH: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]GEORGE W. BUSH: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]COLIN POWELL: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]ANDERSON[/SIZE][SIZE=5] COOPER - CNN: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]JOHN KERRY: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]NANCY GRACE: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]PAT BUCHANAN: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]DR SEUSS: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]ERNEST HEMINGWAY: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]To die in the rain. Alone. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]JERRY FALWELL: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]GRANDPA: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]BARBARA WALTERS: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]ARISTOTLE: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]JOHN LENNON: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. [/SIZE][SIZE=5]BILL GATES: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .. ... .. .. reboot. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]ALBERT EINSTEIN: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? [/SIZE][SIZE=5]BILL CLINTON: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? [/SIZE][SIZE=5]AL[/SIZE][SIZE=5] GORE: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]I invented the chicken! [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]COLONEL SANDERS: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Did I miss one? [/SIZE][SIZE=5]**** CHENEY: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Where's my gun? [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]AL SHARPTON: [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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