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ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
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ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
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Ashtpadi (129-130)
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Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
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Thintteen (343-344)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
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Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
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Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
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Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Astroboy" data-source="post: 60246" data-attributes="member: 4990"><p><strong>"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam"</strong> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Why did the tomato turn red?</strong> </p><p>A: Because it saw the salad dressing! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?</strong> </p><p>A: Cellar-y. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?</strong> </p><p>A: A Brussels' scout. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?</strong> </p><p>A: A Leek. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?</strong> </p><p>A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?</strong> </p><p>A. Corn. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?</strong> </p><p>A: The Salad Bar. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?</strong> </p><p>A: Pumpkin pi. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What's a fresh vegetable?</strong> </p><p>A: One that insults a farmer. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?</strong> </p><p>A: Marrow. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?</strong> </p><p>A: Beets Me! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: How to change a pumpkin into another vegetable?</strong> </p><p>A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Knock Knock </p><p>Who's there? </p><p>Lettuce! </p><p>Lettuce who? </p><p>Lettuce in and I'll tell you! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?</strong> </p><p>A: A cowat! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What is red and goes up and down?</strong> </p><p>A: A tomato in an elevator! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?</strong> </p><p>A: With a pumpkin patch! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?</strong> </p><p>A: Kansas! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?</strong> </p><p>A: With cabbage patches! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?</strong> </p><p>A: Tomato Paste! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?</strong> </p><p>A: The cabbage, because it is a head! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q:How do you turn soup into gold?</strong> </p><p>A: Put 14 carrots in it! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?</strong> </p><p>A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?</strong> </p><p>A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Astroboy, post: 60246, member: 4990"] [B]"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam"[/B] [B]Q: Why did the tomato turn red?[/B] A: Because it saw the salad dressing! [B]Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?[/B] A: Cellar-y. [B]Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?[/B] A: A Brussels' scout. [B]Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?[/B] A: A Leek. [B]Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?[/B] A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. [B]Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?[/B] A. Corn. [B]Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?[/B] A: The Salad Bar. [B]Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?[/B] A: Pumpkin pi. [B]Q: What's a fresh vegetable?[/B] A: One that insults a farmer. [B]Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?[/B] A: Marrow. [B]Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?[/B] A: Beets Me! [B]Q: How to change a pumpkin into another vegetable?[/B] A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash. Knock Knock Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell you! [B]Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?[/B] A: A cowat! [B]Q: What is red and goes up and down?[/B] A: A tomato in an elevator! [B]Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?[/B] A: With a pumpkin patch! [B]Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?[/B] A: Kansas! [B]Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?[/B] A: With cabbage patches! [B]Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?[/B] A: Tomato Paste! [B]Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?[/B] A: The cabbage, because it is a head! [B]Q:How do you turn soup into gold?[/B] A: Put 14 carrots in it! [B]Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?[/B] A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes! [B]Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?[/B] A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup! [/QUOTE]
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