- Jan 31, 2011
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Chap walked into the shop today, Indian, Sikh, turbanned, clutching a leather diary, gave me some nice beads, did the guess the number trick, ok, he looked a bit annoyed when I started clapping and shouting encore, He asked for a money donation to give me my good luck, I stated I had none, no he said, you have money in your wallet, I knew I did not, but I got my wallet out and there was a fiver!
Brilliant I thought, ice cream for me, but no
Give me da fiver
no
You give me da fiver
no
you put the fiver in da diary, I give you good luck
no, I want ice cream
I give you anything you want, what is your most desire
uhmmm more sex?
what?
sex, you know sex
give me da fiver
look, NO
you better give me da fiver or I curse you
look pal, my wife is going through the menopause, you dont scare me, I have seen things that would turn you into a gibbering wreck, and shes Welsh!
low muttering, some thumping of hands, and then he walked out
Thats it I'm cursed
Brilliant I thought, ice cream for me, but no
Give me da fiver
no
You give me da fiver
no
you put the fiver in da diary, I give you good luck
no, I want ice cream
I give you anything you want, what is your most desire
uhmmm more sex?
what?
sex, you know sex
give me da fiver
look, NO
you better give me da fiver or I curse you
look pal, my wife is going through the menopause, you dont scare me, I have seen things that would turn you into a gibbering wreck, and shes Welsh!
low muttering, some thumping of hands, and then he walked out
Thats it I'm cursed
