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<blockquote data-quote="Admin" data-source="post: 123708" data-attributes="member: 1"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Bota Singh's Job Application</strong></span></p><p>by KENNETH WAY</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>WALMART JOB APPLICANT REVEALED ...</strong></p><p><strong></strong> </p><p>Herein below is an actual job application that this 75-year old submitted in California, U.S.A. It appears that, after getting fed up after a life-time of getting rejections - "You are over-qualified!" - "You do not have enough North-American experience!" - "We don't recognize foreign degrees!" - Sardar Bota Singh decided to use a fresh approach. </p><p></p><p>Rumours are that they hired him ... because he was funny!</p><p></p><p><strong>JOB APPLICATION</strong></p><p><strong></strong> </p><p>NAME: Bota Singh (a.k.a. Grumpy old *******)</p><p></p><p>SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate).</p><p></p><p>DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice-President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.</p><p></p><p>DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 per annum plus stock options and a "golden parachute" style of severance package. If that is not possible, make an offer and we can negotiate.</p><p></p><p>EDUCATION: Yes.</p><p></p><p>PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.</p><p></p><p>MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.</p><p></p><p>REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.</p><p></p><p>HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.</p><p></p><p>PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 pm to 3:30 pm Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.</p><p></p><p>DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.</p><p></p><p>MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?</p><p></p><p>DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.? Of what?</p><p></p><p>DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more apppropriate question here would be - "Do you have a car that runs?"</p><p></p><p> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes , so they tell me.</p><p></p><p>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy supermodel from Bhatinda who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.</p><p></p><p>NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles.</p><p></p><p>DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Oh, yes, absolutely.</p><p></p><p>April 1, 2010</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Admin, post: 123708, member: 1"] [SIZE=3][B]Bota Singh's Job Application[/B][/SIZE] by KENNETH WAY [B]WALMART JOB APPLICANT REVEALED ... [/B] Herein below is an actual job application that this 75-year old submitted in California, U.S.A. It appears that, after getting fed up after a life-time of getting rejections - "You are over-qualified!" - "You do not have enough North-American experience!" - "We don't recognize foreign degrees!" - Sardar Bota Singh decided to use a fresh approach. Rumours are that they hired him ... because he was funny! [B]JOB APPLICATION [/B] NAME: Bota Singh (a.k.a. Grumpy old *******) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate). DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice-President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 per annum plus stock options and a "golden parachute" style of severance package. If that is not possible, make an offer and we can negotiate. EDUCATION: Yes. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 pm to 3:30 pm Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.? Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more apppropriate question here would be - "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes , so they tell me. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy supermodel from Bhatinda who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Oh, yes, absolutely. April 1, 2010 [/QUOTE]
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