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<blockquote data-quote="Gyani Jarnail Singh" data-source="post: 94394" data-attributes="member: 189"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">Dear wife,[/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">I’m writing you this letter to tell you that [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: #003366"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>I’m leaving you for good. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>I’ve been a good man to you for seven years[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">and I have nothing to show for it. [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: #003366"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>These last two weeks have been hell. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>Your boss called to tell me that [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>you had quit your job today and [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>that was the last straw.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span> [/FONT] </p> </p><p><span style="color: #003366"> [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">Last week, you came home and didn’t [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: #003366"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>cooked your favourite meal, [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>and even wore a brand new pair of silk shorts [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>later that night. [/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>You came home, nibbled at your food [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>for two minutes, and went straight to sleep [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>after watching all of your soaps. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>You don’t tell me you love me anymore, [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>you don’t want sex anymore or anything. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>Either you’re cheating on me [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>or you don’t love me. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"><strong>Whichever is the case….I’m gone.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #003366">Signed,[/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">Your EX-Husband[/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">P.S. Don’t try to find me. [/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">Your sister and I are moving away [/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #003366">to a different town together. Have a great life![/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: #003366">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><a href="http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php" target="_blank"> </a>[/FONT]</span></p> </p><p><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><img src="http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/divider_f.gif?w=332&h=30" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[/FONT]</span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon"> Dear Ex-Husband,[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> [/FONT]</p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: maroon">Nothing has made my day more enjoyable [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>than receiving your letter. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>It’s true that you and I have been married [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>for seven years, although a ‘good man’ [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>is a far cry from what you’ve been. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>I watch my soaps so much because [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>they drown out your constant [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>whining and griping. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>It’s just too bad it doesn’t work.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon">Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>last week…..and actually the first thing [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>that came to my mind was [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>“You look just like a girl”[/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>but my mother raised me not to say anything [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>at all if you can’t say anything nice. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>And when you cooked my favourite meal, [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>you must have gotten me confused with my [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>SISTER, because I stopped eating pork [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>seven years ago.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon">I turned away from you when you had [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>those new silk shorts on because [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>the price tag was still on them. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>I prayed that it was just a coincidence [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>from me that morning and your silk [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>shorts were $49.99…[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon">After all of this, I still loved you and felt that [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>we could work it out. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>So when I discovered that I had hit the [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>lottery for twenty million dollars, [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>But when I got home you were gone. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Everything happens for a reason I guess. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>I hope you have the fulfilling life [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>you’ve always wanted.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"> [/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> [/FONT]</p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: maroon">My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>you won’t get a cent from me. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>So take care.[/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee![/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span> [/FONT] </p> </p><p><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><a href="http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php" target="_blank"> </a>[/FONT]</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon">P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>but [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>my sister ‘Carla’…was born Carl. [/FONT]</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>I hope that’s not a problem for you.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #003399"><img src="http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/divorce-decree1.jpg?w=340&h=226" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[/FONT]</span></p> </p><p>MY wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.</p><p>She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a scale. </p><p> And then the fight started.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gyani Jarnail Singh, post: 94394, member: 189"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]Dear wife,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]I’m writing you this letter to tell you that [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003366] [B]I’m leaving you for good. [/FONT][/B] [B]I’ve been a good man to you for seven years[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]and I have nothing to show for it. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003366] [B]These last two weeks have been hell. [/FONT][/B] [B]Your boss called to tell me that [/FONT][/B] [B]you had quit your job today and [/FONT][/B] [B]that was the last straw.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#003366] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]Last week, you came home and didn’t [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003366] [B]even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, [/FONT][/B] [B]cooked your favourite meal, [/FONT][/B] [B]and even wore a brand new pair of silk shorts [/FONT][/B] [B]later that night. [/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366] [B]You came home, nibbled at your food [/FONT][/B] [B]for two minutes, and went straight to sleep [/FONT][/B] [B]after watching all of your soaps. [/FONT][/B] [B]You don’t tell me you love me anymore, [/FONT][/B] [B]you don’t want sex anymore or anything. [/FONT][/B] [B]Either you’re cheating on me [/FONT][/B] [B]or you don’t love me. [/FONT][/B] [B]Whichever is the case….I’m gone.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#003366]Signed,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]Your EX-Husband[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]P.S. Don’t try to find me. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]Your sister and I are moving away [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#003366]to a different town together. Have a great life![/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#003366][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][URL="http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php"][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon][IMG]http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/divider_f.gif?w=332&h=30[/IMG][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon] Dear Ex-Husband,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=maroon]Nothing has made my day more enjoyable [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]than receiving your letter. [/FONT][/B] [B]It’s true that you and I have been married [/FONT][/B] [B]for seven years, although a ‘good man’ [/FONT][/B] [B]is a far cry from what you’ve been. [/FONT][/B] [B]I watch my soaps so much because [/FONT][/B] [B]they drown out your constant [/FONT][/B] [B]whining and griping. [/FONT][/B] [B]It’s just too bad it doesn’t work.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon]Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]last week…..and actually the first thing [/FONT][/B] [B]that came to my mind was [/FONT][/B] [B]“You look just like a girl”[/FONT][/B] [B]but my mother raised me not to say anything [/FONT][/B] [B]at all if you can’t say anything nice. [/FONT][/B] [B]And when you cooked my favourite meal, [/FONT][/B] [B]you must have gotten me confused with my [/FONT][/B] [B]SISTER, because I stopped eating pork [/FONT][/B] [B]seven years ago.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon]I turned away from you when you had [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]those new silk shorts on because [/FONT][/B] [B]the price tag was still on them. [/FONT][/B] [B]I prayed that it was just a coincidence [/FONT][/B] [B]that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars [/FONT][/B] [B]from me that morning and your silk [/FONT][/B] [B]shorts were $49.99…[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon]After all of this, I still loved you and felt that [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]we could work it out. [/FONT][/B] [B]So when I discovered that I had hit the [/FONT][/B] [B]lottery for twenty million dollars, [/FONT][/B] [B]I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. [/FONT][/B] [B]But when I got home you were gone. [/FONT][/B] [B]Everything happens for a reason I guess. [/FONT][/B] [B]I hope you have the fulfilling life [/FONT][/B] [B]you’ve always wanted.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=maroon]My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]you won’t get a cent from me. [/FONT][/B] [B]So take care.[/FONT][/B] [B]Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee![/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][URL="http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php"][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=maroon]P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=maroon] [B]but [/FONT][/B] [B]my sister ‘Carla’…was born Carl. [/FONT][/B] [B]I hope that’s not a problem for you.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=maroon][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#003399][IMG]http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/divorce-decree1.jpg?w=340&h=226[/IMG][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] MY wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a scale. And then the fight started. [/QUOTE]
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