Shit Happens
In various world religions:
Taoism: Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding, She-it happens,
happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become
one with the she-it). Please, this...