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Gurbani (14-53)
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Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
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Ashtpadi (129-130)
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Bara Maha (133-136)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
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Gurbani (527-536)
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Gurbani (537-556)
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Gurbani (557-564)
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Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
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Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
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Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
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Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
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Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
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Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
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Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
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Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
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<blockquote data-quote="Archived_Member16" data-source="post: 131902" data-attributes="member: 884"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><u>A light-hearted peek into the future:</u></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Before and after marriage: </span></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - You take my breath away.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - I feel like I’m suffocating.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Twice a night.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Twice a month.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Ricky & Lucy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Fred & Ethel.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Saturday Night Live.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Monday Night Football.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Don’t Stop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Don’t Start.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - The Sound of Music.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - The Sound of Silence.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Is that all you are eating?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Wheel of Fortune.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Jeopardy.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - It’s like living a dream.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - It’s a nightmare.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - $60/dozen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - $1.50/stem.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Turbocharged.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Needs a jump-start</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - We agree on everything!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Victoria’s Secret.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Fruit of the Loom.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Feathers & handcuffs.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Ball and chain.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Idol.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Idle.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - He’s lost without me.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Why can’t he ask for directions?</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - When together, time stands still.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - This relationship is going nowhere.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Croissant and cappuccino.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Bagels and instant coffee.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Oysters.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Fishsticks.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Before - Romeo and Juliet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">After - Bill and Hillary! </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><em>- Unknown</em> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Archived_Member16, post: 131902, member: 884"] [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][U]A light-hearted peek into the future:[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR=navy][SIZE=3][B][SIZE=4]Before and after marriage: [/SIZE][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE=3] [COLOR=navy]Before - You take my breath away.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - I feel like I’m suffocating.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Twice a night.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Twice a month.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Ricky & Lucy.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Fred & Ethel.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Saturday Night Live.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Monday Night Football.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Don’t Stop.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Don’t Start.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - The Sound of Music.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - The Sound of Silence.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Is that all you are eating?[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Wheel of Fortune.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Jeopardy.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - It’s like living a dream.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - It’s a nightmare.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - $60/dozen.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - $1.50/stem.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Turbocharged.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Needs a jump-start[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - We agree on everything![/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Victoria’s Secret.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Fruit of the Loom.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Feathers & handcuffs.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Ball and chain.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Idol.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Idle.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - He’s lost without me.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Why can’t he ask for directions?[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - When together, time stands still.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - This relationship is going nowhere.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Croissant and cappuccino.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Bagels and instant coffee.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Oysters.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Fishsticks.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Before - Romeo and Juliet.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]After - Bill and Hillary! [/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][I]- Unknown[/I] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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