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Pahre (74-78)
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Bara Maha (133-136)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
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Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
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Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
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Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
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Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
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Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
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Gurbani (1352-53)
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<blockquote data-quote="Neutral Singh" data-source="post: 6380" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. </p><p>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. </p><p>- David Bissonette </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>When a man steals your wife, there is no better </p><p>revenge than to let him keep her. </p><p>- Sacha Guitry </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside </p><p>desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get </p><p>out. </p><p>- Montaigne </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a </p><p>coin; they just can't </p><p>face each other, but still they stay together. </p><p></p><p>================================================== = </p><p>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be </p><p>happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a </p><p>philosopher. </p><p>- Socrates </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the </p><p>husband gives and the wife takes. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us </p><p>from achieving them. </p><p>- Dumas </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>The great question... which I have not been able to </p><p>answer... is, "What does a woman want? </p><p>- Freud </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>The gods gave man fire and he invented fire </p><p>engines.They gave him love and he invented marriage. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>I had some words with my wife, and she had some </p><p>paragraphs with me. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two </p><p>years." </p><p>- Sam Kinison </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even </p><p>faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." </p><p></p><p>- James Holt McGavran </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at </p><p>home too much." </p><p>- Colin Chapman </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want </p><p>to interrupt her." </p><p>- Rodney Dangerfield </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one </p><p>left me and the second one didn't." </p><p>- Patrick Murray </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long </p><p>as I don't enjoy it. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to </p><p>keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. </p><p>- Groucho Marx </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not </p><p>enough closet space. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>You know what I did before I married? Anything I </p><p>wanted to. </p><p>- Henny Youngman </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's </p><p>wrong. </p><p>- Milton Berle </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the </p><p>enemy. </p><p>- Anonymous </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be </p><p>reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife </p><p>wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They </p><p>all said the same thing: "You can have mine." </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my </p><p>husband a millionaire." </p><p>"And what was he before you married him." Asked the </p><p>friend. </p><p>The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". </p><p>================================================== = </p><p>Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer </p><p>contains small traces of </p><p>female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 </p><p>men 12 pints of beer and </p><p>observed that 100 of them started talking nonsense and </p><p>couldn't drive...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Neutral Singh, post: 6380, member: 2"] I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette ================================================== = When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry ================================================== = Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne ================================================== = After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ================================================== = By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates ================================================== = A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. ================================================== = Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas ================================================== = The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Freud ================================================== = The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.They gave him love and he invented marriage. ================================================== = I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ================================================== = "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison ================================================== = "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran ================================================== = "The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." - Colin Chapman ================================================== = "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." - Rodney Dangerfield ================================================== = "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray ================================================== = My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. ================================================== = The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx ================================================== = My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space. ================================================== = You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman ================================================== = A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle ================================================== = Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous ================================================== = Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. ================================================== = A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ================================================== = A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". ================================================== = Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100 of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive... [/QUOTE]
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