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Composition, Arrangement & Layout
ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="findingmyway" data-source="post: 132711" data-attributes="member: 12855"><p>Found an addition in another source:</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: grey"><em>As an aside, some comments from readers :</em></span></p><p> Hey you missed one..</p><p><em>Field trip Reporter</em>… Who goes to Gurdwara Sahib and think he can analyze all type of people and write a report thinking that he covers 20 aspects of why people comes to Guru Ghar…..</p><p>One thing reporter forgot that ..Sikhi is humble… One of the Bhagat ji started to pray because his mother promised him sweets… We all started somewhere, forced by parents to go to Gurdwara…Birthday celebration,…and many other occasions…etc..</p><p>At least they picked Guru Ghar!!!!!!</p><p>“Kabir sabh te hm bure hm taj bhalo sab koe, jin esa kar bhujya meet hamara soe.”</p><p>Bhul Chuk Maaf…<em> - Gurmeet Singh</em></p><p><em>-------------------</em></p><p><em>the <em>rensbhaee</em> groupies</em> - those who only seem to go gurdwra for akj <em>rensbhaees</em></p><p><em>the concerned citizens</em> - those who only ever come to the gurdwara to cast their votes for the committee elections</p><p><em>the sunday school run folks</em> - never set foot in the gurdwara themselves but feel compelled to send the kids to <em>keertan</em> and punjabi class</p><p>the £1.25(Savaa Pound?) <em>ardaas</em> offerors - must have their names read out in the <em>ardaas</em></p><p>the techies - those who practically bring their entire home sound system just to record the <em>keertan</em></p><p>the cashpoint crew- only ever give money to the <em>ragi</em> so they can get pick up some loose change back</p><p>the students union - only ever come to the gurdwara if the programs been arranged by the youth for the youth</p><p>the <em>majnoos</em> and <em>lailas</em> - they come to secretly meet their beloved</p><p>the wanabee <em>majnoos</em> and <em>lailas</em> - if only they could find that someone special lol</p><p>the not so rebellious youth - come only because their parents make them, cant wait to leave</p><p>the <em>bibian sabha</em> - turn out in force to get darshan of and sing along with their new favourite sant's old <em>dharnas</em></p><p>the revolving door committee men - only ever see them at the gurdwara they are currently in charge of</p><p>the curious non-sikhs - they've come for the full gurdwara experience but get uncomfortable at the thought of curious sikhs staring back at them whilst they're there</p><p><em>- singh-2</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="findingmyway, post: 132711, member: 12855"] Found an addition in another source: [COLOR=grey][I]As an aside, some comments from readers :[/I][/COLOR] Hey you missed one.. [I]Field trip Reporter[/I]… Who goes to Gurdwara Sahib and think he can analyze all type of people and write a report thinking that he covers 20 aspects of why people comes to Guru Ghar….. One thing reporter forgot that ..Sikhi is humble… One of the Bhagat ji started to pray because his mother promised him sweets… We all started somewhere, forced by parents to go to Gurdwara…Birthday celebration,…and many other occasions…etc.. At least they picked Guru Ghar!!!!!! “Kabir sabh te hm bure hm taj bhalo sab koe, jin esa kar bhujya meet hamara soe.” Bhul Chuk Maaf…[I] - Gurmeet Singh ------------------- the [I]rensbhaee[/I] groupies[/I] - those who only seem to go gurdwra for akj [I]rensbhaees[/I] [I]the concerned citizens[/I] - those who only ever come to the gurdwara to cast their votes for the committee elections [I]the sunday school run folks[/I] - never set foot in the gurdwara themselves but feel compelled to send the kids to [I]keertan[/I] and punjabi class the £1.25(Savaa Pound?) [I]ardaas[/I] offerors - must have their names read out in the [I]ardaas[/I] the techies - those who practically bring their entire home sound system just to record the [I]keertan[/I] the cashpoint crew- only ever give money to the [I]ragi[/I] so they can get pick up some loose change back the students union - only ever come to the gurdwara if the programs been arranged by the youth for the youth the [I]majnoos[/I] and [I]lailas[/I] - they come to secretly meet their beloved the wanabee [I]majnoos[/I] and [I]lailas[/I] - if only they could find that someone special lol the not so rebellious youth - come only because their parents make them, cant wait to leave the [I]bibian sabha[/I] - turn out in force to get darshan of and sing along with their new favourite sant's old [I]dharnas[/I] the revolving door committee men - only ever see them at the gurdwara they are currently in charge of the curious non-sikhs - they've come for the full gurdwara experience but get uncomfortable at the thought of curious sikhs staring back at them whilst they're there [I]- singh-2[/I] [/QUOTE]
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