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ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Sinister" data-source="post: 83487" data-attributes="member: 2684"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">did you just invite me to india? :happy:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">His royal </span></span><span style="color: #5b5b5b">majesty will accept, provided:</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">He is brought over on a private sail ship (there is no grace in traveling in a plane) and all land travel be done on a chariot pulled by two elephants.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">Accommodations are nothing less than a 5 star hotels presidential suite.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">Private Indoor Swimming pool will be required for afternoon dips</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">A variety of delectable 5 course meals be prepared everyday by chef Gordon Ramsey. (beef is essential in my diet)</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray"><span style="color: #5b5b5b">A customary bottle service be available every day which includes </span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: dimgray">Chteau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion</span></span><span style="color: #5b5b5b"> (1996). </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">I must be assured that all my waiters will wear large unmanageable sombrero hats</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">You must provide a Jester for me to mock and throw my food at while he performs on a unicycle.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">My 50 or so bodyguards all be dwarfs, outfitted with golden armour and armed with toy guns that make little laser shooting sounds when you pull the trigger.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">I am to be addressed as “O significant one” (by all) and not by my name.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">If you can meet these terms I shall accept your offer!</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #5b5b5b"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">Harjas Ji & Aad ji;</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: dimgray">DO NOT MOCK THAT CAT! it is the goddess of joy and the ambassador of peace.:}{}{}:</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #696969">mock this one:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: slategray"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbqScTVBiWM" target="_blank">YouTube - Morbidly Obese Cat</a></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sinister, post: 83487, member: 2684"] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]did you just invite me to india? :happy:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=black][COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Tahoma]His royal [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#5b5b5b]majesty will accept, provided:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]He is brought over on a private sail ship (there is no grace in traveling in a plane) and all land travel be done on a chariot pulled by two elephants.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]Accommodations are nothing less than a 5 star hotels presidential suite.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]Private Indoor Swimming pool will be required for afternoon dips[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]A variety of delectable 5 course meals be prepared everyday by chef Gordon Ramsey. (beef is essential in my diet)[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray][COLOR=#5b5b5b]A customary bottle service be available every day which includes [/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=dimgray]Chteau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#5b5b5b] (1996). [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]I must be assured that all my waiters will wear large unmanageable sombrero hats[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]You must provide a Jester for me to mock and throw my food at while he performs on a unicycle.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]My 50 or so bodyguards all be dwarfs, outfitted with golden armour and armed with toy guns that make little laser shooting sounds when you pull the trigger.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]I am to be addressed as “O significant one” (by all) and not by my name.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]If you can meet these terms I shall accept your offer![/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#5b5b5b][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]Harjas Ji & Aad ji;[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=dimgray]DO NOT MOCK THAT CAT! it is the goddess of joy and the ambassador of peace.:}{}{}:[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=#696969][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=#696969]mock this one:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=slategray][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbqScTVBiWM"]YouTube - Morbidly Obese Cat[/url][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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