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Gurbani (660-685)
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Gurbani (696-703)
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Gurbani (795-831)
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Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
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ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
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<blockquote data-quote="Astroboy" data-source="post: 66837" data-attributes="member: 4990"><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WOMEN AND MEN</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women understand colour. They seem to know what to wear all the time. Men just think red is nice, pink is nice, so why not have them together? </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jeremy Vine</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have the Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately gene. This is entirely absent in men who have the Oh s..t! Can you pass me a toilet roll, love? gene! </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jenni Murray</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have no opinions about curtains. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Stuart Maconie</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">On being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask what colour it is - men ask what sort is it. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Anna Ford</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>David Bergin, Switzerland</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women know instinctively what is dangerous or not recommended for babies in their care. Men, generally speaking, do not.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Sian Lindsey, Netherlands</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Mark Nelson, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have a built in calendar gene - we remember birthdays, anniversaries and appointments effortlessly. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Linsday, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Fred, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Karen Kelsey, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jonathan, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">A multi-tasking gene is clearly only owned by women - men can never prepare dinner so that everything is ready at the same time.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Kelly , UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Eoin Dempsey, Ireland</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women pick up on subtleties and then think about them. Men need things explained IN CAPITAL LETTERS before the message gets through.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Morag, Edinburgh</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Steve Munoz, US </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Luke, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">When faced with flat-pack furniture, men never read the manual. Yet they spend hours reading manuals for cars or bikes they will never own.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Linda, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men can store useless information. Like the top speed of a car they are never going to drive, let alone own.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Rob, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Yvonne Eccles, England </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women are missing the parking a car in between two straight white lines in an empty car park gene </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jane, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Howard, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men do not even bother to look for something, then ask where it is and hope that it was the woman who put it away </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Kate , Isle of Man</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>David Lawson, England</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have an ability to make men think they are in charge. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Sheila, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men need a round of applause for emptying the dishwasher. Women think E on the petrol gauge means enough.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Peter Richmond, Canada</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us when they should use I or me.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Clair, England</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have a gene which makes them blissfully unaware of impending emotional outbursts, but which sometimes backfires resulting in the registering of physical pain. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Gary, UK</strong> </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have the capacity to sleep through most sounds, whether it is a baby crying, dog barking, or doorbell ringing.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Val Soanes</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women drive on the stretch of road they can see. Men move through the landscape by car.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Anne Taylor, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women enjoy planning a wedding.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Tom Howes, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have an anorak gene, which triggers a lecture on thermo dynamics when asked a simple question requiring a yes or no answer </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Deborah, England</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women eat very spicy curry if they like it. Men eat very spicy curry to prove they can. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Paul Angel, England</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men manage to sit in public places with their legs wide open without noticing how startlingly unattractive it is and how they get in the way.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jane Penrose, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Dan, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women are the only ones with the noticing gene - we notice when something is dirty/nearly empty/out of place and then we bring into play the doing something about it now gene! </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Sarah Wilson, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Alistair, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women know what to do when someone starts to cry. Men tend to shuffle out of the room mumbling something about doing the grouting. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Lucy, UK</strong> </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men will do something and not think about the risks involved then be sorry after. Women will think about the risks involved before hand. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Diane McKay, England</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Paul, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have the ability to make a la, la, la, not listening face.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Laura Humphreys, England</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have the shed gene, where being locked up in a small wooden structure in quiet contemplation with a collection of garden equipment counts as stimulating entertainment.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Lorraine, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Christian Paterson, France</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have a gene which enables them to answer any question, no matter how complex or important, with Mmm.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Rachel, UK </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women make lists upon lists of things for men to do when they know very well we will never do them. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Brian Mac, US</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men can watch six different channels at the same time and know the name of none of the programmes they claim to be following </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Niamh Brown, Singapore</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women can smell old trainers at 100ft, men have to hold them to their nose. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Sally, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men start a sentence and...</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Cliff Grover, UK </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">....women finish it for them</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jane Grover, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men enjoy publicising their faults on BBC websites; women enjoy publicising men's faults on BBC websites. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Paul, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have the take things personally gene. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Emma, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women keep carrier bags hidden away in a cupboard. They even keep carrier bags within carrier bags.!</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Matt, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men look at going down the gym as a physical activity, to women it is a social event.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Robert, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">A woman would look at a sexy man and not be noticed. Men just stare.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Isabelle West, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of the TV.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Christopher, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men have a gene that enables them to maintain a vice like grip on the remote control while reclining on the sofa studying the insides of their eyelids. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Jane, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Damien Bove, Leeds</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women know that washing machines have programmes for every kind of fabric, colour and quantity and use them appropriately. Men will put a months supply of laundry through the 40 degree cycle (safest guess), regardless of any other detail. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Janine MacLean, UK</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women order rice and eat men's chips.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Liam, Wales</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Tom, London, UK </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">If a man knows an acquaintance has given birth to a baby, he will remember the sex and name - if you are lucky. If a woman is told about a birth, she will remember names (first and middle), weight, time, how long the labour took and whether medical intervention was required. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Marcia, UK</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Women have the ability to brain dump their entire day when they get home - men can only remember that it went OK </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Bob Findlay, Ireland</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Lisa, Canada</strong> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">Click here ></span> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-C4jWg31HE" target="_blank">YouTube - Differences between Men and Women.</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Astroboy, post: 66837, member: 4990"] [COLOR=#000000][B]THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WOMEN AND MEN[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women understand colour. They seem to know what to wear all the time. Men just think red is nice, pink is nice, so why not have them together? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jeremy Vine[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have the Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately gene. This is entirely absent in men who have the Oh s..t! Can you pass me a toilet roll, love? gene! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jenni Murray[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have no opinions about curtains. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Stuart Maconie[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]On being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask what colour it is - men ask what sort is it. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Anna Ford[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]David Bergin, Switzerland[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women know instinctively what is dangerous or not recommended for babies in their care. Men, generally speaking, do not.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Sian Lindsey, Netherlands[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Mark Nelson, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have a built in calendar gene - we remember birthdays, anniversaries and appointments effortlessly. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Linsday, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Fred, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Karen Kelsey, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jonathan, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]A multi-tasking gene is clearly only owned by women - men can never prepare dinner so that everything is ready at the same time.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Kelly , UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Eoin Dempsey, Ireland[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women pick up on subtleties and then think about them. Men need things explained IN CAPITAL LETTERS before the message gets through.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Morag, Edinburgh[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Steve Munoz, US [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Luke, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]When faced with flat-pack furniture, men never read the manual. Yet they spend hours reading manuals for cars or bikes they will never own.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Linda, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men can store useless information. Like the top speed of a car they are never going to drive, let alone own.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Rob, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Yvonne Eccles, England [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women are missing the parking a car in between two straight white lines in an empty car park gene [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jane, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Howard, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men do not even bother to look for something, then ask where it is and hope that it was the woman who put it away [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Kate , Isle of Man[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]David Lawson, England[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have an ability to make men think they are in charge. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Sheila, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men need a round of applause for emptying the dishwasher. Women think E on the petrol gauge means enough.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Peter Richmond, Canada[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us when they should use I or me.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Clair, England[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have a gene which makes them blissfully unaware of impending emotional outbursts, but which sometimes backfires resulting in the registering of physical pain. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Gary, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have the capacity to sleep through most sounds, whether it is a baby crying, dog barking, or doorbell ringing.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Val Soanes[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women drive on the stretch of road they can see. Men move through the landscape by car.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Anne Taylor, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women enjoy planning a wedding.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Tom Howes, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have an anorak gene, which triggers a lecture on thermo dynamics when asked a simple question requiring a yes or no answer [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Deborah, England[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women eat very spicy curry if they like it. Men eat very spicy curry to prove they can. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Paul Angel, England[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men manage to sit in public places with their legs wide open without noticing how startlingly unattractive it is and how they get in the way.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jane Penrose, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Dan, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women are the only ones with the noticing gene - we notice when something is dirty/nearly empty/out of place and then we bring into play the doing something about it now gene! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Sarah Wilson, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Alistair, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women know what to do when someone starts to cry. Men tend to shuffle out of the room mumbling something about doing the grouting. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Lucy, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men will do something and not think about the risks involved then be sorry after. Women will think about the risks involved before hand. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Diane McKay, England[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Paul, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have the ability to make a la, la, la, not listening face.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Laura Humphreys, England[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have the shed gene, where being locked up in a small wooden structure in quiet contemplation with a collection of garden equipment counts as stimulating entertainment.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Lorraine, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Christian Paterson, France[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have a gene which enables them to answer any question, no matter how complex or important, with Mmm.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Rachel, UK [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women make lists upon lists of things for men to do when they know very well we will never do them. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Brian Mac, US[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men can watch six different channels at the same time and know the name of none of the programmes they claim to be following [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Niamh Brown, Singapore[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women can smell old trainers at 100ft, men have to hold them to their nose. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Sally, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men start a sentence and...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Cliff Grover, UK [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]....women finish it for them[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jane Grover, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men enjoy publicising their faults on BBC websites; women enjoy publicising men's faults on BBC websites. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Paul, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have the take things personally gene. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Emma, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women keep carrier bags hidden away in a cupboard. They even keep carrier bags within carrier bags.![/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Matt, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men look at going down the gym as a physical activity, to women it is a social event.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Robert, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]A woman would look at a sexy man and not be noticed. Men just stare.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Isabelle West, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of the TV.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Christopher, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men have a gene that enables them to maintain a vice like grip on the remote control while reclining on the sofa studying the insides of their eyelids. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Jane, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Damien Bove, Leeds[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women know that washing machines have programmes for every kind of fabric, colour and quantity and use them appropriately. Men will put a months supply of laundry through the 40 degree cycle (safest guess), regardless of any other detail. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Janine MacLean, UK[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women order rice and eat men's chips.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Liam, Wales[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Tom, London, UK [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]If a man knows an acquaintance has given birth to a baby, he will remember the sex and name - if you are lucky. If a woman is told about a birth, she will remember names (first and middle), weight, time, how long the labour took and whether medical intervention was required. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Marcia, UK[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Women have the ability to brain dump their entire day when they get home - men can only remember that it went OK [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Bob Findlay, Ireland[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][B]Lisa, Canada[/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Click here >[/COLOR] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-C4jWg31HE"]YouTube - Differences between Men and Women.[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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