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Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
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Gurbani (527-536)
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Gurbani (537-556)
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Ghoriaan (575-578)
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Gurbani (660-685)
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Gurbani (696-703)
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Vaar Soohee (785-792)
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Gurbani (795-831)
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Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
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Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
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Gurbani (975-980)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
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Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
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Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
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Gurbani (1319-23)
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Gurbani (1327-1341)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
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<blockquote data-quote="Humble_Gursevak" data-source="post: 26848" data-attributes="member: 602"><p>George Carlin's Views on Aging</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">aging that you think in fractions.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">number, or even a few ahead.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">and your dreams are gone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">thing; you HIT Wednesday!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">_____</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Humble_Gursevak, post: 26848, member: 602"] George Carlin's Views on Aging [SIZE=3][COLOR=purple]Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! _____ [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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