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Gurbani (14-53)
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Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
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Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
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Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
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Gurbani (537-556)
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Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
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Gurbani (1319-23)
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Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
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<blockquote data-quote="Archived_Member16" data-source="post: 100224" data-attributes="member: 884"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><strong>WHY GOD MADE MOTHERS ! ( May 10 is Mother's Day )</strong></u></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: SeaGreen"> <span style="font-size: 12px">By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", said the Angel. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head, are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she's sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower. "</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything; for mothers are truly amazing!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"> </p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>~by Erma Bombeck~</em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Archived_Member16, post: 100224, member: 884"] [LEFT][COLOR=SeaGreen][SIZE=5][U][B]WHY GOD MADE MOTHERS ! ( May 10 is Mother's Day )[/B][/U][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR] [COLOR=SeaGreen] [SIZE=3]By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. [/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", said the Angel. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head, are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she's sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower. "[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen]The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything; for mothers are truly amazing!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/LEFT] [COLOR=SeaGreen][I]~by Erma Bombeck~[/I][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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