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Really good ones....

Discussion in 'Interfaith Dialogues' started by guptfaujaan, Jun 5, 2005.

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  1. guptfaujaan

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    January to december

    sunday to saturday

    Am to Pm

    My feelings for u have never changed.......

    u....

    R....

    always....

    a HEADACHE to me !!!!

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    When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,

    the world seems to be fading away,

    come along with me

    i'll take u an eye specialist !!

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    During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?

    You are given your last chance to run away.


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    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......

    Open ur eyes !

    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

    fool............


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    ur smile can be compared to a flower

    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

    ur inocence to a child

    but in stupidity

    u have no comparison

    u r the best



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    Dear Friend,

    when i ask u flower,

    u give me bouquet

    when i ask u a stone

    u give me a statue

    when i ask u a feather

    u give me peacock

    ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



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    when i call u;

    1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

    2 ring means i like u;

    3 means i miss u;

    4 means .........pick d phone idiot

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    SMILE - is a language of love

    SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

    SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

    SO....

    Brush ur Teeth today onwards


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    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


    =============================================

    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide





     
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  3. Beena

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    Very nice! Thanks for sharing :)
     
  4. simran1504

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    Really very good,
    I thought this is a religious site where only topics related to religion are discussed.
    I too have a very good collection of jokes & quotes. Want to share with everyone.
     
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