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How to convince parents

Discussion in 'Hard Talk' started by singhbj, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. singhbj

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    Nov 4, 2007
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    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

    Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

    Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

    Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

    Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,

    At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

    Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


    Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to ask whether you can sign my report card [​IMG]
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  3. Astroboy

    Astroboy Malaysia
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    ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਤਿ ਲਗਾਈ (Previously namjap)
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  4. uresunny

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    Mar 9, 2008
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    :D:happy:hahahahahahaa wowowowowowowowowowowow,,,,,,,,,, comeon man,
    i neav tried anything to convince my parents, . but i hope my future kids dont give me a heart attack like dat,
  5. spnadmin

    spnadmin United States
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    Jun 17, 2004
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    singhbj ji

    I have not stopped laughing that inside laugh where you don't make any noise and it can actually be painful. Thanks .

    From probably your biggest fan!
  6. Joginder Singh Foley

    Joginder Singh Foley United Kingdom
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    Jan 26, 2008
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    It must of been a pretty dire report card for someone to try a stunt like that :eek:

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