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Great I'm cursed

Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Harry Haller, Oct 16, 2015.

  1. Harry Haller

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    Chap walked into the shop today, Indian, Sikh, turbanned, clutching a leather diary, gave me some nice beads, did the guess the number trick, ok, he looked a bit annoyed when I started clapping and shouting encore, He asked for a money donation to give me my good luck, I stated I had none, no he said, you have money in your wallet, I knew I did not, but I got my wallet out and there was a fiver!

    Brilliant I thought, ice cream for me, but no

    Give me da fiver
    no
    You give me da fiver
    no
    you put the fiver in da diary, I give you good luck
    no, I want ice cream
    I give you anything you want, what is your most desire
    uhmmm more sex?
    what?
    sex, you know sex
    give me da fiver
    look, NO
    you better give me da fiver or I curse you
    look pal, my wife is going through the menopause, you dont scare me, I have seen things that would turn you into a gibbering wreck, and shes Welsh!
    low muttering, some thumping of hands, and then he walked out

    Thats it I'm cursed
     
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