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Funny Stories #4

Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Harry Haller, Oct 17, 2015.

  1. Harry Haller

    Harry Haller United Kingdom
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    Ok, sometimes one has to make camp on the great climb up the mountain , and that is what I am doing at the minute, so time for another funny story,

    Years ago, when I had a few people that worked with me, we were plagued by cold calls, mostly from indians with fake american acccents, so, when the phone lines came up for renewal, I insisted the lines be put in the name of Hugh Jass. And shortly after it was done.

    Time went on, and I forgot all about it, until one day, when a particularly rotund customer was in the shop, making a scene about a pc he had bought that was now virus infected. I kept trying to explain that the viruses were a result of his web browsing, but he just didnt get it.

    The phone went off, and cursing under my breath that I now had more things to waste my time, I picked up to hear a very strange indo american accent 'Hellooooow, do you, by any chance, have a Huge *** there'

    I paused, looked at the customers enormous backside, and just couldnt resist, looking at the customer, I said, 'hmm its head office, they want to speak to you'

    so he grabbed the phone with his fingers, and said 'hello', pause......

    4 seconds later all hell broke loose, I grabbed the phone, 'errrr helllooww errr was that huge ***?' 'err yes it was, ' i said and put the phone down, I think we have him a refund
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