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Guru Granth Sahib
Composition, Arrangement & Layout
ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Arvind" data-source="post: 56683" data-attributes="member: 245"><p>[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">I'd drink it."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">gallows or of some unspeakable disease."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">policies or </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">your mistress."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">pleasure." - Clarence Darrow</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">reading it." - Moses Hadas</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">approved of it." Mark Twain</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">- Oscar Wilde</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">one." - Winston Churchill, in response.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">- Stephen Bishop</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">- Samuel Johnson</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Charles, Count Talleyrand</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">it?" - Mark Twain</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">- Mae West </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">- Oscar Wilde</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Arvind, post: 56683, member: 245"] [FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2] The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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