Welcome to SPN

Register and Join the most happening forum of Sikh community & intellectuals from around the world.

Sign Up Now!
  1.   Become a Supporter    ::   Make a Contribution   
    Target (Recurring Monthly): $200 :: Achieved: $98

Leisure Funny One liners

Discussion in 'Business, Lifestyle & Leisure' started by Arvind, Jul 18, 2007.

Tags:
  1. Arvind

    Arvind
    Expand Collapse
    SPNer Contributor Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2004
    Messages:
    2,365
    Likes Received:
    379

    The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were
    my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife,
    I'd drink it."

    A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the
    gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
    "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your
    policies or
    your mistress."

    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
    pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
    reading it." - Moses Hadas

    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
    approved of it." Mark Twain

    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
    - Oscar Wilde

    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
    friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
    "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
    one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

    "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
    - Stephen Bishop

    "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
    trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

    "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
    - Samuel Johnson

    "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
    Charles, Count Talleyrand

    "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
    it?" - Mark Twain

    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
    - Mae West

    "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
    - Oscar Wilde

    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
    rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
     
  2. Loading...

    Similar Threads Forum Date
    Sikh News Greg Worthington: Let Me Tell You Why This Hateful Joke Isn't Funny Breaking News Feb 18, 2016
    Another funny story, and Rory is castrated Blogs Oct 17, 2015
    Funny Stories #6 Blogs Oct 17, 2015
    Funny Stories #5 Blogs Oct 17, 2015
    Funny Stories #4 Blogs Oct 17, 2015

  3. spnadmin

    spnadmin United States
    Expand Collapse
    1947-2014 (Archived)
    SPNer Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2004
    Messages:
    14,519
    Likes Received:
    19,173
    Arvind ji

    You have probably started a trend. :rofl::rofl!!::rofl:
     
Since you're here... we have a small favor to ask...

More people are visiting & reading SPN than ever but far fewer are paying to sustain it. Advertising revenues across the online media have fallen fast. So you can see why we need to ask for your help. Donating to SPN's is vote for free speech, for diversity of opinions, for the right of the people to stand up to religious bigotry. Without any affiliation to any organization, this constant struggle takes a lot of hard work to sustain as we entirely depend on the contributions of our esteemed writers/readers. We do it because we believe our perspective matters – because it might well be your perspective, too... Fund our efforts and together we can keep the world informed about the real Sikh Sikhi Sikhism. If everyone who writes or reads our content, who likes it, helps us to pay for it, our future would be much more secure. Every Contribution Matters, Contribute Generously!

    Become a Supporter      ::     Make a Contribution     



Share This Page