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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The...

Shit Happens In various world religions: Taoism: Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with it. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with the she-it). Please, this...