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ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Seeker2" data-source="post: 47510" data-attributes="member: 3514"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Ghetto Spelling Bee</span> </p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". </strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"</strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F". </strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><u></u></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><u>1. <strong>HOTEL</strong></u></span></span> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">- My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that<u>HOTEL</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> everthang she know. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. <strong>HONOR ROLL</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> -</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>HONORROLL</u></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. <strong>PLANET</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>PLANET</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> in the backyard. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. <strong>DISMAY</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>DISMAY</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> hurt a little. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. <strong>OMELETTE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> -</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I should punch you for what you jes said but </span></span><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">OMELETTE</span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> it go dis time. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. <strong>STAIRWAY</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> -</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Getting high is stupid. It makes you </span></span><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">STAIRWAY</span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> into space. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. <strong>MOBILE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one </span></span><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MOBILE</span></span></u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. <strong>DEFENSE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped </span></span><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">DEFENSE</span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and got away. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9. <strong>AFRO</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I got so mad at my girl,</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>AFRO</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> a lamp at her. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. <strong>AFTERMATH</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - I don't feel like being at school today so</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>AFTERMATH</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, I'm out. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. <strong>LOCKET</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> -</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> slam the door so hard, I</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>LOCKET</u></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12. <strong>DOMINEERING</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>DOMINEERING</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> <u></u></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><u>13 </u></span></span><strong><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">KENYA</span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>KENYA</u></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> spare some change. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14. <strong>DERANGE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> -<u>DERANGE</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> is where da deer and da antelope play. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u></u></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>15 <strong>DATA</strong></u></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>DATA</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> boy. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">16. <strong>BEWARE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - I </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>BEWARE</u></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I can get a job?" </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">17. <strong>DIMENSION</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - I be tall, dark, handsome and not</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>DIMENSION</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> smart. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">18. <strong>COATROOM</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>COATROOM</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">." </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">19. <strong>DECIDE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>DECIDE</u></span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></u></p><p><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">20. <strong>FASCINATE</strong></span></span></u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>FASCINATE</u></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Seeker2, post: 47510, member: 3514"] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Tahoma]Ghetto Spelling Bee[/FONT][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][/font][/color][/CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". [/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"[/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F". [/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/B][/FONT][B][/b][/COLOR][B][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] 1. [B]HOTEL[/B][/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/I][/B][/FONT][B][I][/i][/b][/COLOR][B][I][/I][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]- My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that[U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]HOTEL[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] everthang she know. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 2. [B]HONOR ROLL[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] -[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]HONORROLL[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 3. [B]PLANET[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]PLANET[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] in the backyard. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 4. [B]DISMAY[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DISMAY[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] hurt a little. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 5. [B]OMELETTE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] -[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] I should punch you for what you jes said but [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]OMELETTE[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] it go dis time. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 6. [B]STAIRWAY[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] -[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] Getting high is stupid. It makes you [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]STAIRWAY[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] into space. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 7. [B]MOBILE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]MOBILE[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 8. [B]DEFENSE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]- I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]DEFENSE[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] and got away. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 9. [B]AFRO[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]I got so mad at my girl,[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]AFRO[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] a lamp at her. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 10. [B]AFTERMATH[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] - I don't feel like being at school today so[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]AFTERMATH[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial], I'm out. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 11. [B]LOCKET[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] -[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] I[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]slam the door so hard, I[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]LOCKET[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 12. [B]DOMINEERING[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]- My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DOMINEERING[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] 13 [/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][B][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]KENYA[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]KENYA[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]spare some change. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 14. [B]DERANGE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] -[U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DERANGE[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] is where da deer and da antelope play. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [U] 15 [B]DATA[/B][/U][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DATA[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] boy. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 16. [B]BEWARE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - I [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]BEWARE[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]I can get a job?" [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 17. [B]DIMENSION[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]- I be tall, dark, handsome and not[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DIMENSION[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] smart. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 18. [B]COATROOM[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]COATROOM[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]." [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 19. [B]DECIDE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]DECIDE[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 20. [B]FASCINATE[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]- Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't[/FONT][/COLOR][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR]FASCINATE[/U][/FONT][U][/u][/COLOR][U][/U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]. 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