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Composition, Arrangement & Layout
ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Seeker2" data-source="post: 47392" data-attributes="member: 3514"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>When we die, our widows get the life insurance. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>What do women want to be liberated from?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>-----------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The average man's life consists of:</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>and at the end, ....................... The mourners wondering too.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. </strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The man asked. "Who are you?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>--------------------------------------------------------</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>They reached the altar and the waiting groom; </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Have a nice day,</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Seeker2, post: 47392, member: 3514"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][B]When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, ....................... The mourners wondering too. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?" -------------------------------------------------------- Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me." The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]Have a nice day,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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