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ਜਪੁ | Jup
ਸੋ ਦਰੁ | So Dar
ਸੋਹਿਲਾ | Sohilaa
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ | Raag Siree-Raag
Gurbani (14-53)
Ashtpadiyan (53-71)
Gurbani (71-74)
Pahre (74-78)
Chhant (78-81)
Vanjara (81-82)
Vaar Siri Raag (83-91)
Bhagat Bani (91-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਝ | Raag Maajh
Gurbani (94-109)
Ashtpadi (109)
Ashtpadiyan (110-129)
Ashtpadi (129-130)
Ashtpadiyan (130-133)
Bara Maha (133-136)
Din Raen (136-137)
Vaar Maajh Ki (137-150)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗਉੜੀ | Raag Gauree
Gurbani (151-185)
Quartets/Couplets (185-220)
Ashtpadiyan (220-234)
Karhalei (234-235)
Ashtpadiyan (235-242)
Chhant (242-249)
Baavan Akhari (250-262)
Sukhmani (262-296)
Thittee (296-300)
Gauree kii Vaar (300-323)
Gurbani (323-330)
Ashtpadiyan (330-340)
Baavan Akhari (340-343)
Thintteen (343-344)
Vaar Kabir (344-345)
Bhagat Bani (345-346)
ਰਾਗੁ ਆਸਾ | Raag Aasaa
Gurbani (347-348)
Chaupaday (348-364)
Panchpadde (364-365)
Kaafee (365-409)
Aasaavaree (409-411)
Ashtpadiyan (411-432)
Patee (432-435)
Chhant (435-462)
Vaar Aasaa (462-475)
Bhagat Bani (475-488)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੂਜਰੀ | Raag Goojaree
Gurbani (489-503)
Ashtpadiyan (503-508)
Vaar Gujari (508-517)
Vaar Gujari (517-526)
ਰਾਗੁ ਦੇਵਗੰਧਾਰੀ | Raag Dayv-Gandhaaree
Gurbani (527-536)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਹਾਗੜਾ | Raag Bihaagraa
Gurbani (537-556)
Chhant (538-548)
Vaar Bihaagraa (548-556)
ਰਾਗੁ ਵਡਹੰਸ | Raag Wadhans
Gurbani (557-564)
Ashtpadiyan (564-565)
Chhant (565-575)
Ghoriaan (575-578)
Alaahaniiaa (578-582)
Vaar Wadhans (582-594)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੋਰਠਿ | Raag Sorath
Gurbani (595-634)
Asatpadhiya (634-642)
Vaar Sorath (642-659)
ਰਾਗੁ ਧਨਾਸਰੀ | Raag Dhanasaree
Gurbani (660-685)
Astpadhiya (685-687)
Chhant (687-691)
Bhagat Bani (691-695)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਤਸਰੀ | Raag Jaitsree
Gurbani (696-703)
Chhant (703-705)
Vaar Jaitsaree (705-710)
Bhagat Bani (710)
ਰਾਗੁ ਟੋਡੀ | Raag Todee
ਰਾਗੁ ਬੈਰਾੜੀ | Raag Bairaaree
ਰਾਗੁ ਤਿਲੰਗ | Raag Tilang
Gurbani (721-727)
Bhagat Bani (727)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸੂਹੀ | Raag Suhi
Gurbani (728-750)
Ashtpadiyan (750-761)
Kaafee (761-762)
Suchajee (762)
Gunvantee (763)
Chhant (763-785)
Vaar Soohee (785-792)
Bhagat Bani (792-794)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਿਲਾਵਲੁ | Raag Bilaaval
Gurbani (795-831)
Ashtpadiyan (831-838)
Thitteen (838-840)
Vaar Sat (841-843)
Chhant (843-848)
Vaar Bilaaval (849-855)
Bhagat Bani (855-858)
ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
Gurbani (859-869)
Ashtpadiyan (869)
Bhagat Bani (870-875)
ਰਾਗੁ ਰਾਮਕਲੀ | Raag Ramkalee
Ashtpadiyan (902-916)
Gurbani (876-902)
Anand (917-922)
Sadd (923-924)
Chhant (924-929)
Dakhnee (929-938)
Sidh Gosat (938-946)
Vaar Ramkalee (947-968)
ਰਾਗੁ ਨਟ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ | Raag Nat Narayan
Gurbani (975-980)
Ashtpadiyan (980-983)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਲੀ ਗਉੜਾ | Raag Maalee Gauraa
Gurbani (984-988)
Bhagat Bani (988)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
Ashtpadiyan (1008-1014)
Kaafee (1014-1016)
Ashtpadiyan (1016-1019)
Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
Chhant (1110-1117)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
Bhagat Bani (1123-1124)
ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
ਰਾਗੁ ਬਸੰਤੁ | Raag Basant
Gurbani (1168-1187)
Ashtpadiyan (1187-1193)
Vaar Basant (1193-1196)
ਰਾਗੁ ਸਾਰਗ | Raag Saarag
Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
Partaal (1265-1273)
Ashtpadiyan (1273-1278)
Chhant (1278)
Vaar Malaar (1278-91)
Bhagat Bani (1292-93)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਾਨੜਾ | Raag Kaanraa
Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
Chhant (1312)
Vaar Kaanraa
Bhagat Bani (1318)
ਰਾਗੁ ਕਲਿਆਨ | Raag Kalyaan
Gurbani (1319-23)
Ashtpadiyan (1323-26)
ਰਾਗੁ ਪ੍ਰਭਾਤੀ | Raag Prabhaatee
Gurbani (1327-1341)
Ashtpadiyan (1342-51)
ਰਾਗੁ ਜੈਜਾਵੰਤੀ | Raag Jaijaiwanti
Gurbani (1352-53)
Salok | Gatha | Phunahe | Chaubole | Swayiye
Sehskritee Mahala 1
Sehskritee Mahala 5
Gaathaa Mahala 5
Phunhay Mahala 5
Chaubolae Mahala 5
Shaloks Bhagat Kabir
Shaloks Sheikh Farid
Swaiyyae Mahala 5
Swaiyyae in Praise of Gurus
Shaloks in Addition To Vaars
Shalok Ninth Mehl
Mundavanee Mehl 5
ਰਾਗ ਮਾਲਾ, Raag Maalaa
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<blockquote data-quote="Admin" data-source="post: 98109" data-attributes="member: 1"><p>TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA</p><p></p><p>1) Qus. : What are you doing? </p><p>Ans.. : Business. </p><p>Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! </p><p></p><p>2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? </p><p>Ans. : Selling the Goods. </p><p>Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! </p><p></p><p>3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? </p><p>Ans. : From other State/Abroad </p><p>Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! </p><p></p><p>4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? </p><p>Ans. : Profit.. </p><p>Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! </p><p></p><p>5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ? </p><p>Ans : By way of dividend </p><p>Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax </p><p></p><p>6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? </p><p>Ans. : Factory. </p><p>Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! </p><p></p><p>7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? </p><p>Ans.. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! </p><p></p><p>8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! </p><p></p><p>9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! </p><p>Ans : No </p><p>Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax </p><p></p><p>10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? </p><p>Ans. : Yes, for Salary. </p><p>Tax : PAY BANKING CASH TRANSACTION TAX! </p><p></p><p>11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? </p><p>Ans. : Hotel </p><p>Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! </p><p></p><p>12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! </p><p></p><p>13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! </p><p></p><p>14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? </p><p>Ans. : Gift on birthday.. </p><p>Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! ( Thank god....now scrapped...) </p><p></p><p>15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! </p><p></p><p>16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? </p><p>Ans. : Cinema or Resort. </p><p>Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! </p><p></p><p>17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! </p><p></p><p>18) Qus.: How to come, to attend your office? </p><p>Ans. : By Car </p><p></p><p>Tax : ROAD TAX & TOLL TAX ! </p><p></p><p>19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p></p><p>Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!</p><p>20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? </p><p>Ans. : Yes </p><p>Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! </p><p></p><p>21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? </p><p>Ans : wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!</p><p> </p><p></p><p>"PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTANI"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Admin, post: 98109, member: 1"] TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit.. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans.. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY BANKING CASH TRANSACTION TAX! 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday.. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! ( Thank god....now scrapped...) 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 18) Qus.: How to come, to attend your office? Ans. : By Car Tax : ROAD TAX & TOLL TAX ! 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans : wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!! "PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTANI" [/QUOTE]
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