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Gurbani (795-831)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਗੋਂਡ | Raag Gond
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ਰਾਗੁ ਮਾਰੂ | Raag Maaroo
Gurbani (889-1008)
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Anjulian (1019-1020)
Solhe (1020-1033)
Dakhni (1033-1043)
ਰਾਗੁ ਤੁਖਾਰੀ | Raag Tukhaari
Bara Maha (1107-1110)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਕੇਦਾਰਾ | Raag Kedara
Gurbani (1118-1123)
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ਰਾਗੁ ਭੈਰਉ | Raag Bhairo
Gurbani (1125-1152)
Partaal (1153)
Ashtpadiyan (1153-1167)
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Gurbani (1197-1200)
Partaal (1200-1231)
Ashtpadiyan (1232-1236)
Chhant (1236-1237)
Vaar Saarang (1237-1253)
ਰਾਗੁ ਮਲਾਰ | Raag Malaar
Gurbani (1254-1293)
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Gurbani (1294-96)
Partaal (1296-1318)
Ashtpadiyan (1308-1312)
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Gurbani (1352-53)
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<blockquote data-quote="Gyani Jarnail Singh" data-source="post: 97800" data-attributes="member: 189"><p><strong>Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine</strong></p><p></p><p>Me being a linguistic teacher and all..my jokes are always on language..here goes..</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399"><img src="http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/logo1.gif?w=129&h=265" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></strong></span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?</span></strong> </span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #003399">Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gyani Jarnail Singh, post: 97800, member: 189"] [b]Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine[/b] Me being a linguistic teacher and all..my jokes are always on language..here goes.. [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399][IMG]http://sjsandteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/logo1.gif?w=129&h=265[/IMG][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]Why is it that when we transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#003399] [/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#003399]Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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