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Really Good Ones

guptfaujaan

SPNer
Oct 25, 2004
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January to december

sunday to saturday

Am to Pm

My feelings for u have never changed.......

u....

R....

always....

a HEADACHE to me !!!!

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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,

the world seems to be fading away,

come along with me

i'll take u an eye specialist !!

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During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?

You are given your last chance to run away.


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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......

Open ur eyes !

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool............


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ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best



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Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me pea{censored}

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



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when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot

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SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards


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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide





 

simran1504

SPNer
Jan 19, 2006
5
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Really very good,
I thought this is a religious site where only topics related to religion are discussed.
I too have a very good collection of jokes & quotes. Want to share with everyone.
 

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