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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa,
Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.


Everyone feel free to add Chess Quotes they know of.


Selected Chess Quotes

never underestimate your opponent

Play shrewdly, and the victory will be waiting for you in the end.

Mastery takes time; and time requires patience.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Emo Phillips

"A man with one clock knows what time it is. A man with two clocks is playing chess."

At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box....

What's important is not winning the game but making the opponent loose

White is not an adwantage, that just means he is one step closer to lose.

A chess game is divided into three stages: the first, when you hope you have the advantage, the second when you believe you have an advantage, and the third... when you know you're going to lose!

THE MOST DECENT WAY OF DEFEATING SOMEONE IS CHECKMATE

Focus is the key to winning any chess game

"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"


People are like pawns, if they fight on and contine to the end, then they can become anything.

All the mistakes are there, waiting to be played!

life is like chess, 1 wrong move and your game is all messed up....
 
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"A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing"
-Emo Phillips

"All women are inferior to men"
-Grandmaster Gary Kasparov

"Only sissies Castle"
- Rob Sillars

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height"
- Woody Allen

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction...."
-General D. MacArthur

"By some ardent enthusiasts, chess has been elevated into a science or an art. It is neither; but its principal characteristic seems to be what human nature most delights in - a fight"
-Emanuel Lasker

The "bishop" came to my church today.... that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally.
-ANON

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
-Eric Sykes

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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa,
Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

Respected namjap Ji and sinister Ji

Thanx for sharing.


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"never underestimate your opponent

Play shrewdly, and the victory will be waiting for you in the end.

Mastery takes time; and time requires patience."


Beautiful game quotes!:)

Please forgive me

Gurvinder Kaur
 

Astroboy

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“The chessboard is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the
Universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature
and the player on the other side is hidden from us”
(Thomas Huxley)

“Strategy requires thought, tactics require observation”
(Max Euwe)

“I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves”
(Bobby Fischer)


“Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check!”
(Aaron Nimzowitsch)

“Chess is a fairy tale of 1001 blunders”
(Savielly Tartakower)

“I have added these principles to the law: get the Knights
into action before both Bishops are developed”
(Emanuel Lasker)

“Life is like a game of Chess, changing with each move”
(Chinese proverb)
 

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Attack Strategies


  • Startle the snake by hitting the grass around it
  • Borrow a corpse to resurrect the soul
  • Entice the tiger to leave its mountain lair
  • In order to capture, one must let loose
  • Tossing out a brick to get a jade gem
  • Defeat the enemy by capturing their chief

From the 36 Strategems of Sun Tzu
 

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Strategies to Create Chaos

Replace the beams with rotten timbers
Feign madness but keep your balance
Remove the ladder when the enemy has ascended to the roof
Deck the tree with false blossoms
Make the host and the guest exchange roles

More from 36 Strategems by Sun Tzu
 

Astroboy

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“The Pawns are the soul of the game”
(Francois Andre Danican Philidor)

“Chess is like war on a board”
(Bobby Fischer)

“Chess is mental torture”
(Garry Kasparov)

“Many have become Chess Masters,
no one has become the Master of Chess”
(Siegbert Tarrasch)

You have to have the fighting spirit. You have
to force moves and take chances”
(Bobby Fischer)

“Some part of a mistake is always correct”
(Savielly Tartakover).
 

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"it is best to be both feared and loved; however, if one cannot be both it is better to be feared than loved."



fear me !!!!! :inca:
 

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WAR: STRATEGY & TACTICS
Have no doubt about it;
the game of chess is a little war.
With two armies beginning in formation, battlefield between, it's kill-or-be-killed.
Like the general of an army, you might want to consider the concepts of strategy and
tactics.


Tactics deal with the organization and control of pieces engaged in combat.
It's the move-by-move, play-by-play. Also known as precise thinking,
tactics primarily uses the "I take her, then she takes me" form of thinking,
which should be an on-going process.


Strategy, on the other hand, deals with achieving victory through long-range planning.
It's the big picture.
The specific maneuvers of a battle are important,
but every once in a while remind yourself to step back and take it all in,
thinking not only of individual soldiers but also of a unified army,
where it's going, and what it wants to achieve.
A blending of both tactics and strategy will help you to emerge victorious.


http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/chesspages/quotes/itswar.html
 

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Tactics deal with the organization and control of pieces engaged in combat.
It's the move-by-move, play-by-play. Also known as precise thinking,
tactics primarily uses the "I take her, then she takes me" form of thinking,
which should be an on-going process.

Courtship?
 

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Anyone heard of these before?

"Why is Chess spelled with two S's?"
- Bhagat Singh :confused:

"Playing Chess is very similar to ...uuhh...ummm.... stuff...."
- Bhagat Singh :hmm:

"I respect Chess because its starts with a C and ends with a J.... you don't get it do you? .... CHATRANJ!"
- Bhagat Singh :{;o:

"Why doesn't the king in chess have a turban?"
- Bhagat Singh :}--}:

"Why does the bishop look like a ... ?"
- Bhagat Singh :shock:

"What!?! Castles can't move, damn it, and knights don't fly short distances!!"
- Bhagat Singh :crazy:

"Your move! ... wait, is it my turn or yours?"
- Bhagat Singh :confused:

"Checkmate! Wait, no..."
- Bhagat Singh :eek:

"I like to castle castle!"
- Bhagat Singh :yes:

"I like the queen..."
- Bhagat Singh :shy:

"Chess is like owning a business, when your employees work hard, you promote them."
- Bhagat Singh :}:):

"And yes, Chess is mental torture, I agree, but for this friend of mine, it was physical torture as well."
- Bhagat Singh :cool:

"Spider-Chess Spider-Chess, plays however a Spider-Chess is played.
Can it swing into a real war? No it can't, it's a game.
Loook ouuuttt! It is Spider-Chess."
- Bhagat Singh :}{}{}:

"Never misunderestimate a chess player!"
- Bhagat Singh :crazy:

Haha, hope everyone finds those amusing! :D(if not all then at least one)
Sorry, if this was not the point of this topic.
 

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