You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves! You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time. Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"? I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.