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Access 2007 - They Killed Nancy Davolio!

Discussion in 'Information Technology' started by Matthias Klaey, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. Matthias Klaey

    Matthias Klaey
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    I am shocked.
    I am destroyed.
    I am riddled.
    I am indignant.

    What do we all do when a new version of Access arrives at our
    desktops?

    Right: We open Northwind.mdb (who remebers Nwind.mdb?)
    We open the Employess form.
    We want to see the smile of Nancy Davolio.

    The sweet mysterious smile of Nancy Davolio, where Mona Lisa simply
    must turn pale.

    But now - Access 2007 - she is gone. No trace left. Where is she?
    (Sure, there is a Nancy Freehafer - but what kind of name is this?
    What Iam I going to do wih this heifer? There is not even a photo.)

    Nancy Davolio, the True Guarantee that Access is allright, whatever
    the dark giant at the strange place called Saddle, that noone ever has
    seen, deems fit to spit out of his bowels at us?

    Nancy Davolio, the Secret Spirit and Soul of Access?
    The True and Unswerving Champion of Access?
    Where is she??

    They cannot do this to us.

    All rise and chant with me:

    We Want Nancy Davolio Back!
    We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!
    We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!!

    Yours truly
    Mathias Kläy
    --
    www.kcc.ch
     
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    Jeff Conrad

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    Sorry to have to report this.....but Nancy has been outsourced.

    <vbg>
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    Jeff Conrad
    Access Junkie - MVP
    http://home.bendbroadband.com/conradsystems/accessjunkie.html
    http://www.access.qbuilt.com/html/articles.html

    "Matthias Klaey" wrote in message:
    news:87um721v1o6veug0deag1fml84m4m7d17i@4ax.com...

    > I am shocked.
    > I am destroyed.
    > I am riddled.
    > I am indignant.
    >
    > What do we all do when a new version of Access arrives at our
    > desktops?
    >
    > Right: We open Northwind.mdb (who remebers Nwind.mdb?)
    > We open the Employess form.
    > We want to see the smile of Nancy Davolio.
    >
    > The sweet mysterious smile of Nancy Davolio, where Mona Lisa simply
    > must turn pale.
    >
    > But now - Access 2007 - she is gone. No trace left. Where is she?
    > (Sure, there is a Nancy Freehafer - but what kind of name is this?
    > What Iam I going to do wih this heifer? There is not even a photo.)
    >
    > Nancy Davolio, the True Guarantee that Access is allright, whatever
    > the dark giant at the strange place called Saddle, that noone ever has
    > seen, deems fit to spit out of his bowels at us?
    >
    > Nancy Davolio, the Secret Spirit and Soul of Access?
    > The True and Unswerving Champion of Access?
    > Where is she??
    >
    > They cannot do this to us.
    >
    > All rise and chant with me:
    >
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!!
     
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    jetro=)

    jetro=)
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    Nancy > early retirement force nancy to resign!

    "Matthias Klaey" wrote:

    > I am shocked.
    > I am destroyed.
    > I am riddled.
    > I am indignant.
    >
    > What do we all do when a new version of Access arrives at our
    > desktops?
    >
    > Right: We open Northwind.mdb (who remebers Nwind.mdb?)
    > We open the Employess form.
    > We want to see the smile of Nancy Davolio.
    >
    > The sweet mysterious smile of Nancy Davolio, where Mona Lisa simply
    > must turn pale.
    >
    > But now - Access 2007 - she is gone. No trace left. Where is she?
    > (Sure, there is a Nancy Freehafer - but what kind of name is this?
    > What Iam I going to do wih this heifer? There is not even a photo.)
    >
    > Nancy Davolio, the True Guarantee that Access is allright, whatever
    > the dark giant at the strange place called Saddle, that noone ever has
    > seen, deems fit to spit out of his bowels at us?
    >
    > Nancy Davolio, the Secret Spirit and Soul of Access?
    > The True and Unswerving Champion of Access?
    > Where is she??
    >
    > They cannot do this to us.
    >
    > All rise and chant with me:
    >
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!
    > We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!!
    >
    > Yours truly
    > Mathias Kläy
    > --
    > www.kcc.ch
    >
     
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