Gurdwara Attendees: Pick your group !! SATIRE

Gyani ji,

As you told in last para, if one recognizes and improves on the weakness, the article serves its purpose very well. In the first stance, this appears to be ninda of Guru roop saadh sangat, but later on analysis of this has huge potential for self-improvement after some self-introspection.
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I completely agree with the propective that in order to grow and become seeker of Guru, you have FIND OUT WHAT AILS YOU.
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Guru Ka Dass

i agree with jarnail singh says ...i used to go to gurudwara in the Evening everyday to listen Ithass but after sometime my frnds " Kang pakka koi kuri dekhan janda hove ga , je Guru da pakka Bhagat hai ta sawere kyon nahi janda , Amrit vale" ... that ;line toched my heart and now I m going to gurudwara Amrit vale for sewa in Gurudwara and Sachi " bahut jada anand aunda hai"
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About 20 types, its true i went for vaisakhi day and some Uncle ji , according to them we were doing sewa but actually wat they doing let me tell u ...

They were mixing sugar and water for shabeel and just after 5 min , they saw some personality( might b politican or wat ) , said " *** saab aye gaye chalo una naal gal kareye, bete tu kholi jara mein 5 min vich aya" and his 5 min were 5 hrs... there were many Uncle ji's and guys like him...

They have made Gurudwara , a Meeting Point for Business man
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Same is the case with Youth, GF and BF came together and Say " ikthe matha teka gaye " ... some1 should tell them " together u have 2 bow ur head in front of Guru when u will get maaried??"

i dont agree with the famine ones and the granthi ones becuz those ppl might be good inside and are really trying to give advice or are reallly pooor and cant afford food

thas y the offd is there so u can eat it my friend always used to say to me u go to the gurudwara to eat the food (which was not really the case for me) and i used to reply back that i f i dont eat it i will get cold just a form of joke
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sumtimes i wud get a bit serious and say if everyone starts to think this and doesnt eat it then wus the point or if everyone makes it and no one eats that wud be funny but the reason for starting langar was ppl cud eat

Its been SIX years since this piece was written - Its Published in the Commemorative Issue of the Magazine of the GURU NANAK DARBAR MEDFORD BOSTON PA USA and avialble ONLINE at:
Boston Gurdwara/Gurudwara - Guru Nanak Darbar
Scroll down menu to Commemorative Issue. SEE also who is the writer and what position he held in that Gurdwara as well his personal endeavours in getting the sangat together and get the Gurdwara off the Ground..in His Diary...
The Gurdwara Guru nanak Darbar having started off on the right footing..has grown substantially...THAT is becasue..acoording to GURBANI..Vaida Pehlaan ROG Pehchaan..DOC..identify the SICKNESS/ailment FIRST...before you even think of curing/medicating it. This ROG PEHCHAAN was the PRIMARY REASON towards IDentifying the types of Gurdwara Goers...not to criticise them..but CURE them of their ailment...
Guru Ji kirpa always..may our Gurdwaras become true GYAAN CENTRES and not just places tog et free food and gupp shapp and socilaising...or RITUALS...

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As an aside, some comments from readers :
Hey you missed one..
Field trip Reporter… Who goes to Gurdwara Sahib and think he can analyze all type of people and write a report thinking that he covers 20 aspects of why people comes to Guru Ghar…..
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One thing reporter forgot that ..Sikhi is humble… One of the Bhagat ji started to pray because his mother promised him sweets… We all started somewhere, forced by parents to go to Gurdwara…Birthday celebration,…and many other occasions…etc..
At least they picked Guru Ghar!!!!!!
“Kabir sabh te hm bure hm taj bhalo sab koe, jin esa kar bhujya meet hamara soe.”
Bhul Chuk Maaf… - Gurmeet Singh
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the rensbhaee groupies - those who only seem to go gurdwra for akj rensbhaees
the concerned citizens - those who only ever come to the gurdwara to cast their votes for the committee elections
the sunday school run folks - never set foot in the gurdwara themselves but feel compelled to send the kids to keertan and punjabi class
the £1.25(Savaa Pound?) ardaas offerors - must have their names read out in the ardaas
the techies - those who practically bring their entire home sound system just to record the keertan
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the cashpoint crew- only ever give money to the ragi so they can get pick up some loose change back
the students union - only ever come to the gurdwara if the programs been arranged by the youth for the youth
the majnoos and lailas - they come to secretly meet their beloved
the wanabee majnoos and lailas - if only they could find that someone special
the not so rebellious youth - come only because their parents make them, cant wait to leave
the bibian sabha - turn out in force to get darshan of and sing along with their new favourite sant's old dharnas
the revolving door committee men - only ever see them at the gurdwara they are currently in charge of
the curious non-sikhs - they've come for the full gurdwara experience but get uncomfortable at the thought of curious sikhs staring back at them whilst they're there
- singh-2