Laughter the best medicine

namjap · #1 (**permalink**) 27-09-2007, 12:55 PM

I know some of us will get a kick out of this

Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.

Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri. (whole)

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal Bin Nahi.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"(move)

namjap · #2 (**permalink**) 28-09-2007, 12:05 PM

"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam"

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y.

Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout.

Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek.

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn.

Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What's a fresh vegetable?
A: One that insults a farmer.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
A: Marrow.

Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
A: Beets Me!

Q: How to change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!

Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A: A cowat!

Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator!

Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?
A: Kansas!

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!

Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste!

Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?
A: The cabbage, because it is a head!

Q:How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!

Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?
A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes!

Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

namjap · #3 (**permalink**) 12-10-2007, 12:53 AM

^ Over 18 ^

Cool Tricks and Email Pranks - Never Ending Picture! -

aad0002 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-10-2007, 06:56 AM

Oh My!

namjap · #5 (**permalink**) 22-10-2007, 12:06 AM

YouTube - Funny Babies 2

namjap · #6 (**permalink**) 22-10-2007, 12:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY
YouTube - Top 3 laughing babyÂ´s

amarsanghera · #7 (**permalink**) 22-10-2007, 03:10 AM

too funny

Sikh80 · #8 (**permalink**) 15-12-2007, 06:56 PM

A Sardarji enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke."

The Sardarji thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

– Jokes For All (ISBN 818918265X)

namjap · #9 (**permalink**) 10-01-2008, 07:17 PM

Computer Pranks - Hide Desktop Icons

HIDE is a great program to have around if you share your computer with others. When you start it, you have a choice to make, Un-Hide or Hide your desktop icons. When you click on your choice, you then want to minimize it and send it to your taskbar. You can also click on the X and close it. This choice is much meaner towards your intended victim, unless the next user of the computer can find it and start it again to Un-Hide the desktop icons, they'll never know where they went. But be cautioned, if you close it with the icons hidden, you'll have to restart it to Un-Hide them. Or you'll never see them again!
To exit, click on the X in the top right corner, but ONLY after you have Un-Hidden the icons, or you'll have to start HIDE again. (The actual program name is Casper.exe)
Screenshot

> > > Click here to download Hide Desktop (type: .zip; size: 4 kb)

namjap · #10 (**permalink**) 21-04-2008, 12:41 PM

A man who took his little girls to the amusement park noticed that Pagal Singh kept riding the merry-go-round all afternoon. Once when the merry-go-round stopped, Pagal rushed off, took a drink of water and headed back again. As he passed near the girls, their father said to him, "Pagal Singh, you certainly do like to ride on the merry-go-round, don't you?" "No, I don't. Rather I hate it absolutely and am feeling very sick because of it," said Pagal. "but the fellow who owns this thing owes me $80 and taking it out in trade is the only way I will ever collect from him."