11-Jul-2011, 13:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Annie  Maybe God would say "Astroboy, you have a funny sense of humor."
If God were talking to me, God would probably say "You're doing a good job in many ways, but please stop making the same mistakes in your life before I have to get rough with you." | Annie,
I have a similar one up my sleeve,
"I will iron-out every crease on you, no matter what you call yourself.
I AM the all Mighty and All-Knowing. You cannot fool me, Astroboy. 
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11-Jul-2011, 13:37 PM
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The screen was blank then... Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/leisure/36111-what-would-god-say.html
Me: Hello
God:Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: God
God:GOD rules.
Me: no doubt
God:Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me: you are pretty awesome yourself
God: Thanks for telling me that I am awesome myself.
Me: doi!
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: I don't know what to say.
God: Say the first thing that pops into your mind. Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=36111
Me: nuclear war
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: uh...
God: Hey.
Me: hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?  I think I broke it. | | The following member appreciates BhagatSingh Ji for the above message. | |
11-Jul-2011, 15:08 PM
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God to me:
"What exactly do you think you are looking for?" |
25-Aug-2011, 19:34 PM
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God said, I gave you all the knowledge and wisdom so that you can lead others and be their role model,
...and not to keep away to mind your own business Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=36111
...not to hibernate or get into your comfort zone
...not to turn others down
...not to be selfish
...not to drown yourself in self pity. |
25-Aug-2011, 21:44 PM
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God woould say:
Ohhh mankind, look what you have done in my name.
And the God would start to weep, and I would, seeing God weeping so, start to weep also. When God weeps, how can I have dry eyes? | | The following member appreciates Lee Ji for the above message. | | 
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