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27-Sep-2007, 12:55 PM
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I know some of us will get a kick out of this 
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".
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Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.
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Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri. (whole)
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal Bin Nahi.
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
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28-Sep-2007, 12:05 PM
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"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam" Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing! Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y. Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout. Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek. Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=17310 Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn. Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi. Q: What's a fresh vegetable?
A: One that insults a farmer. Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
A: Marrow. Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
A: Beets Me! Q: How to change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who? Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=17310
Lettuce in and I'll tell you! Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A: A cowat! Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator! Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch! Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?
A: Kansas! Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches! Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste! Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?
A: The cabbage, because it is a head! Q:How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Put 14 carrots in it! Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?
A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes! Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!  |
12-Oct-2007, 00:53 AM
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12-Oct-2007, 06:56 AM
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22-Oct-2007, 00:06 AM
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22-Oct-2007, 00:20 AM
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22-Oct-2007, 03:10 AM
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15-Dec-2007, 19:56 PM
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A Sardarji enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke."
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The Sardarji thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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10-Jan-2008, 20:17 PM
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Computer Pranks - Hide Desktop Icons HIDE is a great program to have around if you share your computer with others. When you start it, you have a choice to make, Un-Hide or Hide your desktop icons. When you click on your choice, you then want to minimize it and send it to your taskbar. You can also click on the X and close it. This choice is much meaner towards your intended victim, unless the next user of the computer can find it and start it again to Un-Hide the desktop icons, they'll never know where they went. But be cautioned, if you close it with the icons hidden, you'll have to restart it to Un-Hide them. Or you'll never see them again! Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=17310Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/showthread.php?t=17310 To exit, click on the X in the top right corner, but ONLY after you have Un-Hidden the icons, or you'll have to start HIDE again. (The actual program name is Casper.exe) Screenshot
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