"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam"


Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!


Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y.

Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout.


Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek.


Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.


Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn.


Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar.


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.


Q: What's a fresh vegetable?
A: One that insults a farmer.


Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
A: Marrow.


Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
A: Beets Me!


Q: How to change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!


Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A: A cowat!


Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator!


Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!


Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?
A: Kansas!


Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!


Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste!


Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?
A: The cabbage, because it is a head!


Q:How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!


Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?
A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes!


Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!